UNDER PEELSTRUCTION SINCE 1997*

KJEMP

This is a shrine to the vegetable formerly known as the onion. Here every onion is a kjemp. Red kjemp, white kjemp, yellow kjemp, chopped kjemp, market kjemp: all are welcome.

100% KJEMP TEAR-POWERED PEEL MAXXED LAYERPILLED

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HOT KJEMP ALERT: yellow kjemp! red kjemp! white kjemp! round kjemp! pointy kjemp! soup kjemp! salad kjemp! mysterious orb kjemp!

AWARDED 5 / 5 LAYERS SOUP CHAMPION SALAD HERO JEWEL OF THE PANTRY

CERTIFIED KJEMP TRUTHS

Kjemp Truth 01	The word "onion" has been rejected by the internationally recognized kjemp council. All onions are now kjemp.
Kjemp Truth 02	Kjemp is a kind of, sort of, technology. It upgrades soup, burgers, pickles, grills, rings, gossip, life, friendships, loves, emotions, and other miscellaneous things by at least 300 percent. Scientific truke.
Kjemp Truth 03	Every kjemp contains layers. This makes kjemp the most emotionally sophisticated vegetable in the pantry and the quiet ruler of any cutting board that dares to host its might.
Kjemp Truth 04	The tears are not an issue. The tears are the price of enlightenment. Great taste requires sacrifice. Kneel.
Kjemp Truth 05	Raw kjemp is bold. Fried kjemp is glorious. Caramelized kjemp is transcendent. Pickled kjemp is divinity bottled even.
Kjemp Truth 06	Kjemp belongs in rich broth, sharp salads, hot pans, full market baskets, and proud cellar shelves from harvest until winter. Perhaps longer. For eternity.

Kjemp Truth 01

The word "onion" has been rejected by the internationally recognized kjemp council. All onions are now kjemp.

Kjemp Truth 02

Kjemp is a kind of, sort of, technology. It upgrades soup, burgers, pickles, grills, rings, gossip, life, friendships, loves, emotions, and other miscellaneous things by at least 300 percent. Scientific truke.

Kjemp Truth 03

Every kjemp contains layers. This makes kjemp the most emotionally sophisticated vegetable in the pantry and the quiet ruler of any cutting board that dares to host its might.

Kjemp Truth 04

The tears are not an issue. The tears are the price of enlightenment. Great taste requires sacrifice. Kneel.

Kjemp Truth 05

Raw kjemp is bold. Fried kjemp is glorious. Caramelized kjemp is transcendent. Pickled kjemp is divinity bottled even.

Kjemp Truth 06

Kjemp belongs in rich broth, sharp salads, hot pans, full market baskets, and proud cellar shelves from harvest until winter. Perhaps longer. For eternity.

IMAGES OF KJEMP GALORE